Thursday, July 24, 2008

Things you find in a newspaper

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.

Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.

Looks like a rat .. been out a while.

Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.


GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE ! .

WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.

Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE:

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition.

$1,000 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

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