Job Offered

Job: Mom

Job Titles and Duties: teacher (must be proficient in all subjects and all grade levels, including and especially early child education), motivational speaker, cook (short order, gourmet, and group cooking), maid (hourly, daily, and seasonally cleaning), accountant (accounts receivable, accounts payable, tax preparation, and budget overseer), decorator, party planner, organizer, driver, grocer, nurse and doctor, hair dresser, sleep specialist, singer and songwriter, family documenter, photographer, fashion coordinator, mediator, security, task master, sanitation specialist, personal shopper, administrator, nutritionist and dietitian, lactation specialist, prayer warrior. Other duties and titles to be added without any notice--old and new duties must be accomplished with excellence or clients will file complaints.

Hours: 7am-9pm (subject to change without notice), seven days a week--no holidays or vacation time. Must be on-call 9pm-7am. Lunch breaks: may be as long as three hours or as short as five minutes (subject to be removed completely without any notice). Bathroom breaks: none available.

Pay: $0.00

Additional Rewards and Benefits: You will experience more joy then you ever thought possible and make an eternal impact on the world through raising your family.