Before 8am

I have tried to explain to Mickayla that time before 8am doesn't exist. And yet somehow a little baby comes into my room, poking me and screaming "MOOOOOOOOM" at 7:15 this morning. I grab her and pull her into bed and try and get her back to sleep... she pretends to be asleep for a min and I get some snuggles, but no its not gonna happen, shes up and wants to play. She asks where DaDa is, and I tell her hes at work, and shes not happy. I think she got used to him being there in the mornings on Sat and Sun. So we get up, I go to make coffee and she goes to find Pandora. And our morning starts.... a little early, but thats okay.

Mickayla is a monkey

Okay, so she has her own monkey themed bathroom, she can climb out of her pack n play, and she loves bananas... It was just a matter of time before it happened:

Snicker...

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma '

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

PlayRoom

This is what the playroom looked like last week. We have since updated it a bit. It was the dinning room, and now home to all of Boo's toys and fish and books!

Alive and kickin... er at least alive

LOL we moved so I have been without internet for awhile, sorry all!

We found out last-last Sunday the house we wanted was availible and we moved in the next day and spent last-last week moving and unpacking. Then my mom came to stay and lucky for me because I messed up my knee with the moving.

My camera is broken, so when I find the cable that connects my phone with my laptop Ill upload some photos of Mickayla and her new 'big girl' room! We changed her bed to a day bed and she loves it! Shes also wearing pull-ups and learning to use the potty now!

We finally got a new car, a 4 door! We were using a 2 door, and since Kaylee rear faces its hard but we knew it was worth it for her saftey! So now we have a 4 door new Malibu and its got tons of space for MAtt (hes 6'2) and trunk space for hauling stuff to visit Mom.



So now we are settling in and life is good. We have a 4bdrm house and 4door car, lol, its been a busy 2 weeks!

We are MOVING!

So anyone free this weekend will be given pizza and beer in exchange for helping load the stuff from the garage into a U-haul and unload it into the new garage. Easy enough, most stuff is packed in boxes/tubbies already!

We are moving into a HUGE house with tons of space for Kaylee to run and play, we are very excited! The difference in space will be astronomical compared to what we have now.

So all Halloween/Xmas/Birthday parties will be at my house for the rest of the year!!! I haven't had the space to throw any big parties and we all remember how nice they were!!

HPV Hoax (repost)

Research things for yourself before injecting your child...